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2004 Vintage: The Java

 Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer07/27/2005 04:01Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Zoolander_Blue04/20/1996 13:42Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Palm_Pilot_User09/11/2008 17:58Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Napster_Search01/14/2009 19:44Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Antivirus_Pro04/21/1996 17:28No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Space_Jam_Lola06/12/2004 05:48Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Success_Kid_Win06/14/2012 23:07Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Ermahgerd_Girl10/22/1999 01:15ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Rage_Comic_Fan12/12/2004 19:09FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Face_Palm_0111/08/2014 13:30Classic. Simply classic.

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