Because some things never go out of style, unfortunately.
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Snack
"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Draft Beer
"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso
A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I am crying... with laughter!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!