2001 Legacy: The Jäger Train

Ten guys order shots of Jäger. The bartender says, “All aboard the regret express!”

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@Angelfire_User05/26/2002 16:31Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Msdos_Expert11/14/2004 20:21DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Heathers_Winona10/01/2004 16:20Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Woman_Yelling_C11/22/2007 18:56The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club04/02/1995 10:58All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Club_Penguin_Kid10/28/2011 09:38Waddle on over and read this!