2000 Archive: The “It’s Gonna Be Me”

Justin Timberlake’s hair looks like ramen noodles, but we all still want to be him.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@MIRC_Ghost12/04/2001 07:45Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Backstreet_Fan07/03/2003 10:18I want it that way... the funny way!

@Incredibles_Dash08/13/2003 16:24That was super fast and super funny!

@Unix_Wizard04/14/1996 03:30sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Jackass_Johnny01/29/2006 08:45Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/10/2002 20:27I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!