“My phone won’t unlock!” “Is the camera broken?” “No, I just woke up with a hangover and my phone doesn’t recognize this ‘puffy version’ of me as the owner.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
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Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
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The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
A few months after his parents...
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Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!