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2017 Archive: The iPhone X FaceID

 “My phone won’t unlock!” “Is the camera broken?” “No, I just woke up with a hangover and my phone doesn’t recognize this ‘puffy version’ of me as the owner.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
 "He has the red trunks back!" "In 2025, this is the biggest poli...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »

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The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
 "I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King12/27/2009 15:43I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Msdos_Expert05/24/2004 21:03DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Space_Jam_Lola10/31/1997 02:26Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo12/14/1995 22:32Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@First_World_P07/16/1997 16:43My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Salt_Bae_Original02/02/2002 06:08Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Animated_Mail_G01/06/2000 23:37The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Opera_User_9909/21/2009 04:39Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
@Social_Media_G04/15/1996 12:27I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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