2003 Classic: The Intellectual Property

Why did the lawyer patent the word “Objection”? So he could charge other lawyers a royalty every time they used it in court.

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@Skate_Or_Die_9909/08/2013 18:14Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@C++_Dev_9804/10/1996 06:58I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Tech_Support_Guy01/04/2014 03:31Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Dr_Evil_Pinky06/23/2009 15:15One billion... laughs!

@Anonymous_User03/05/2003 03:42We are many. We are laughing.