2021 Archive: The Instagram “Close Friends”

Why did the lawyer put the judge in his “Close Friends” list? For “enhanced ex-parte communication.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

@Modem_Meltdown11/07/2009 20:37My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Toy_Story_Woody03/27/2008 11:07There is a joke in my boot!

@Men_In_Black_K10/21/2010 18:57We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory07/31/2009 08:47Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Space_Jam_Lola11/26/2008 20:05Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Charlie_Bit_Me10/27/2005 11:34Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Frame_Set_Wizard11/05/2009 04:13I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Metacrawler_X02/13/2009 14:35Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.