A guy tries to hide in the bar’s fridge to survive a nuclear blast. The bartender says, “Get out of the Heineken cooler, Indy.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!