2017 Vintage: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

@Encarta_User05/11/2005 00:40I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/13/2008 21:37Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Hercules_Xena08/16/1998 04:53By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Tech_Support_Guy07/30/1997 03:36Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@CRT_Degauss12/13/2006 06:25BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Loituma_Girl08/13/2002 05:38Spinning my leek and laughing at this!