Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Martian
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »
46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition
In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
The power of three... laughs!
That still only counts as one laugh!
One billion... laughs!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.