2009 Classic: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/27/2010 21:20Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Hercules_Xena03/20/2002 22:09By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Pi_Mathematics01/20/2002 15:07Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Goosebumps_Kid06/17/2002 20:32Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Yugioh_Duelist01/19/2013 12:36You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Keyboard_Cat_P01/13/2014 08:56Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@AOL_Chat_Veteran11/19/2004 15:26Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@LiveJournal_Deep03/05/2000 09:14Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Starcraft_Zerg06/14/1999 07:00Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!