1997 Archive: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to stay and chat!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

@Hackers_Movie_Fan11/04/2003 14:04Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Big_Snatch_Boris01/18/2002 08:32Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Confused_Travolta02/04/2005 13:50Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Pwnage_King04/24/2002 04:21Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Charlie_Unicorn10/13/2015 14:21We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Retro_End_User09/09/2005 17:15The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.