2011 Vintage: The iCloud

Everything is in the cloud now. My wife asked where the cloud is. I pointed at the ceiling. She didn’t talk to me for an hour.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

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It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

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I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1601/27/2012 09:06I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Quake_Fragger01/19/1996 17:24M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Jesus_Quintana03/04/2008 14:36Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan05/26/2000 10:26Silently laughing in the snow.

@DragonBall_Z_G07/02/1997 19:49His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Safari_Surfer10/07/2013 05:21A wild laugh appeared!