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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

@Flash_Animator08/12/2003 01:16I should make a stickman movie about this.

@StarWars_Nerd04/23/2011 12:16The farce is strong with this one!

@Geocities_Neighbor06/15/2004 19:08Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/18/1997 17:20They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@DotCom_Survivor05/22/1997 04:10I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@USB_Pioneer02/15/1998 05:47Plug and Play laughter!

@Evil_Kermit_M04/05/2015 03:51Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Epic_Fail_Guy01/24/2007 17:40This joke is an Epic Win!