2000 Classic: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me play The Sims!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

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In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

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Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules12/29/2011 16:47Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/14/2006 15:43The Dude abides... this joke.

@Beavis_Cornholio10/17/1997 10:37I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Karate_Kid_Wax08/11/2014 20:08Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Blogger_Default10/12/2015 03:02Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Runescape_Noob09/22/1996 12:22Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!