1997 Vintage: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t open this door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

@Encarta_User10/14/1999 05:51I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Geocities_Builder11/20/2005 03:15I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Y2K_Ready08/18/2015 00:47If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Beavis_Butthead02/21/2004 21:58Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Terminator_2_Fan04/22/2001 20:38Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole09/16/2004 18:11I see funny people... everywhere!

@Tyler_Durden_Real02/01/1998 20:22Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Dancing_Baby_9603/31/2001 03:00Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh12/04/2014 21:38Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?