Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2006 Vintage: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to bring SexyBack! (Justin Ti... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to bring SexyBack! (Justin Ti... read more »
2. 2022 Legacy: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!Part of... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!Part of... read more »
3. 2012 Classic: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the world is ending!Part of the 5... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the world is ending!Part of the 5... read more »
4. 2011 Legacy: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!Part of th... read more »
5. 1996 Classic: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way I’m leaving until you open up!Part o... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way I’m leaving until you open up!Part o... read more »
6. 2019 Vintage: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new ... read more »
7. 2010 Archive: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream "Happy New Decade!"Part o... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream "Happy New Decade!"Part o... read more »
8. 2004 Vintage: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new ... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new ... read more »
9. 1995 Classic: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams!Part of th... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams!Part of th... read more »
10. 1996 Legacy: The Dishes
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dishes. / Dishes who? / Dishes the police, open up!Part of the 51... read more »
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dishes. / Dishes who? / Dishes the police, open up!Part of the 51... read more »
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[2005-06-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]ICQ_Flower: The green petal is glowing! New joke!
[2002-05-06 ARCHIVE_LOG]Beavis_Butthead: Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
[2015-03-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Rugrats_Tommy: A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
[2003-04-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Ferris_Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
[2001-11-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hi5_Pro_User: High five for this joke!
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[2014-11-02 ARCHIVE_LOG]Homestar_Runner: That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
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