Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!