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2005 Vintage: The How I Met Your Mother

 “This night is going to be legendary!” “The last time you said that, we ended up at a 24-hour pharmacy buying heartburn medication.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_308/27/2005 05:23Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Pentium_Power03/21/2011 12:18My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Cipher_Steak09/08/2010 13:16Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo04/05/2014 03:27Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Chain_Mail_Hater10/23/2007 17:19I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Construction_Dig03/04/2013 06:46Still digging for more humor!
@Toolbar_Hater09/03/1997 23:03My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Leet_Speaker_7708/27/2008 06:147h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Captain_Obvious11/19/2011 20:58This is a comment on a funny joke.

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