2010 Archive: The Hourly Rate

Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “updating his software”? “Digital infrastructure optimization and security briefing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

@ModemWarrior01/26/2002 03:43I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@T9_Texter11/16/2014 04:004-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Twister_Chaser03/20/1996 02:05A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Burning_CDs10/10/2006 04:46I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Hercules_Xena12/16/2003 04:11By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Napster_User_9905/13/2003 06:48Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Chain_Mail_Hater04/11/2009 22:28I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Me_Gusta_Face08/05/1996 23:08Me Gusta this joke. Very much.