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2009 Classic: The “Hotel Room Service”

 Pitbull just told me to “forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room.” Mr. Worldwide has arrived.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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