2001 Classic: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Sidekick_User05/17/2013 03:10Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Full_House_Lover10/03/2013 20:13You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@SpiderMan_Tobey02/04/2003 01:50With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@SpiderMan_Peter09/04/1999 12:47My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Pirates_Jack_S09/09/1996 00:23But you have heard of this joke!

@Dark_Knight_Joker10/29/1996 22:52Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Ninja_Turtle_R10/21/2009 22:22Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Liger_Owner_X01/27/2000 01:11It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Anonymous_User03/21/1995 00:27We are many. We are laughing.