1996 Archive: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you know how to use this AOL disk?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

@Tina_Eat_Food01/06/2002 02:12Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Zoolander_Mug08/16/2010 18:04I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Confused_Travolta10/19/2008 03:20Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Club_Penguin_Kid06/28/2008 23:55Waddle on over and read this!

@Hat_Tip_Sir04/06/2000 06:10M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Hashtag_Master05/26/2004 22:21#funny #joke #retro #90s