1995 Classic: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you know how handsome I am?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

@Pokemon_Blue01/10/2015 10:14Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Zoolander_Blue06/24/2011 18:19Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@MP3_Encoder12/24/2003 02:41128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Bill_Ted_Excell06/14/2015 19:45Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Old_School_Frank08/18/1996 01:33We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Homestar_Runner01/07/1999 16:40That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Social_Media_G11/03/2003 16:57I’m going to poke you for this joke!