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2000 Archive: The Honda Insight

 Why was the car so quiet? Because the first hybrid hit the US market, and we all stared at it like it was a spaceship that ran on AAA batteries.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Frasier_Crane01/17/1995 06:09I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Inkjet_Printers02/17/2006 08:00Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Silk_Road_Ghost12/26/2000 08:08Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Project_Mayhem05/09/2004 19:55Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@BackToFuture_M11/30/2013 20:52Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Karate_Kid_Wax05/24/1997 00:48Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Infoseek_Explorer06/18/2015 17:06Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Spawn_Camper_J06/24/2008 04:16I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Boxxy_Queen10/19/2001 14:17I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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