2012 Legacy: The Hobbit

A guy walks in and says, “I’m going on an adventure!” The bartender says, “The bathroom is to the left.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

@Men_In_Black_J10/07/1997 15:05Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Tech_Support_Guy11/21/1996 03:50Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@USB_Pioneer01/05/2011 12:05Plug and Play laughter!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/26/2005 11:32Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Web_Counter_9901/11/2006 12:19I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!