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2011 Legacy: The HMO Gym

It’s just a room where you run on a treadmill that charges your own medical bill.

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict12/09/1996 18:23LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Yahoo_Directory12/22/1998 22:58Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Pokemon_Blue07/11/1996 10:10Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Binary_Boy07/04/2015 07:5601001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Antivirus_Pro11/30/2004 03:15No viruses here, just good vibes.
@MTV_Unplugged09/20/1998 18:21Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Austin_Powers_Y10/14/2008 22:12Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@First_World_P02/11/1996 22:43My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Cool_Story_Bro04/25/1997 10:44Actually, it IS a cool story!

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