2013 Classic: The HMO

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan01/18/2003 09:30Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Baywatch_Runner07/02/1997 19:26Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Offspring_Guy01/16/2004 17:36The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Bill_Nye_Fan01/02/2001 21:20Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Beanie_Campbell09/24/2009 01:01True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Excite_User_9710/25/2006 21:18This site is very exciting!

@Salad_Fingers_F08/19/1996 04:21I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Social_Media_G10/26/2007 01:40I’m going to poke you for this joke!