My denim is currently so high I can use the front pocket as a napkin while I eat.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Professional humor for professional people.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.