A movie that made me want to rob a bank in Texas, but I’d probably just get a parking ticket.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
There is a joke in my boot!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
This is the future of humor!