2010 Legacy: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker09/27/1995 03:57It really whips the llama's ass!

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes11/28/2005 00:39Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa08/17/1999 03:07They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Goonies_Never_D05/23/2010 21:14Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Confused_Travolta06/18/1999 19:57Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Rocket_Jumper04/03/2011 17:13This humor took me to new heights!

@Wall_Post_Hero03/26/2003 02:31Posting this to my own wall right now!