Some kid in England wrote a book about a wizard, and suddenly adults are hiding in the “Young Adult” section of bookstores like they’re buying contraband.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!