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2005 Vintage: The Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

 The hair is longer, the dragons are bigger, and Robert Pattinson is here to break our hearts for the first time.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior09/24/1997 01:06I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@T9_Texter07/25/2003 12:594-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Frasier_Crane04/06/1998 01:58I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Hanson_Fan_9701/01/2010 10:32Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Gremlins_Gizmo06/26/2010 01:42Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Pedro_For_Pres07/16/2006 10:55Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/13/2001 20:51I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

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