The hair is longer, the dragons are bigger, and Robert Pattinson is here to break our hearts for the first time.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).