2000 Archive: The Happy Hour

“Is it Happy Hour yet?” “In the new millennium, every hour is happy until you check your 401k.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

@Terminator_T80007/28/2007 00:18I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Matrix_Rebel06/21/1995 23:31I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Futurama_Bender07/24/1999 20:46Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Voodoo_3dfx03/31/1999 07:36The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Lock_Stock_Two10/25/2012 11:11It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Big_Snatch_Boris06/03/2014 06:55Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Dodgeball_Pat02/03/1995 14:38If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@White_Goodman_G04/07/2003 18:47We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Excite_User_9702/26/2014 14:19This site is very exciting!