1997 Classic: The Hanson

If I hear “MMMBop” one more time, I’m moving into the garage.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor10/09/2002 16:24I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@South_Park_Cartman05/29/2007 19:01Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor05/28/2005 21:42At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@HTML_Hacker09/01/2008 00:06<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Startup_Kid09/27/2008 00:52Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Llamas_With_Hats12/12/2014 10:35Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!