2000 Archive: The Hanging Chad #2

A guy is at a bar. He asks a girl, “Are you a Florida ballot? Because I’d like to spend all night inspecting your holes.”

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@ModemWarrior01/22/2014 05:33I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

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@Guestbook_Signer09/24/2015 12:32Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Wall_Post_Hero04/01/1998 09:02Posting this to my own wall right now!

@Filter_Fanatic11/12/2011 20:02This joke looks better with a sepia filter.