I just got a haircut. — “Which one?”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
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Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
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