Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
This site is very exciting!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!