2025 Vintage: The Gym Locker

Why did the locker go to school? To learn how to “lock” in its potential.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

It left its Windows open.read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

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Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

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Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

@Doom_Guy10/19/1997 09:02Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes09/07/2008 23:00Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/23/1997 18:29Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Firewire_Fan04/18/2005 13:20Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Gremlins_Gizmo12/05/2014 20:45Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Chocolate_Rain06/03/2012 14:13I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Tuenti_Specialist07/21/1998 17:48A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Streamer_Pro_9901/19/1996 04:10Thanks for the donation and the joke!