2009 Legacy: The Groupon

She bought a coupon for a “Couples Skydiving” session. I told her I’m not jumping out of a plane for 50% off.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

@GameBoy_Color11/03/1999 01:38Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Linux_Kernel_0.108/20/2006 13:33Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Ebay_Sniper02/06/2010 18:04Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@AOL_Instant_Msg10/18/2012 11:00I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Coffee_Addict12/03/2007 02:47404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@MTV_Unplugged07/10/2004 22:17Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Toolbar_Hater07/13/2009 12:14My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Evolution_Dance10/23/2002 09:47The history of humor in one post.