Why did the dad look at the 2025 calendar and smile? Because he realized he had 30 years of archived puns to repeat for the next 30.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Because she will let it go.read more »
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