What do you call a lawyer who graduated in 2022? “A person who is really good at copying and pasting from ChatGPT.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
No way! That’s too much!