2007 Vintage: The “Grace Kelly” Mika

He can be brown, he can be blue, and he’s definitely the only person who can hit those notes without shattering glass.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

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I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

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I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

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@Twin_Peaks_Coffee12/05/2001 10:14A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril03/29/2001 21:40He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Snatch_Mickey06/21/2007 00:11Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@G_I_Joe_Real06/11/2008 06:12And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Delicious_Links04/15/2009 10:56Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Ultima_Online_V10/18/1997 01:35Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Flash_Game_Dev04/01/1999 23:54I should make a game about this joke.

@Slow_Clap_Guy11/23/2015 20:26...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!