2005 Legacy: The GPS Voice

We got a TomTom. The lady’s voice is so calm. My wife said, “Why can’t you listen to me like you listen to ‘Sheila’?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan08/29/2001 00:11I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@N64_GoldenEye02/13/2002 09:12Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Hotmail_Checker07/04/2004 02:01Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Pizza_Pizza_9906/08/2006 06:41Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Sion_Partier09/07/2008 19:52The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/28/1996 15:08I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Beavis_Cornholio09/19/2007 01:58I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@G_I_Joe_Real08/07/1995 17:40And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Joe_Cartoon_G04/10/1997 01:46Press the button for more humor!