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2007 Legacy: The Gossip Girl

 “XOXO, Gossip Girl.” “XOXO, pay your bill.”

Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
 A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
 A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
 "I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
 Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
 A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
 "This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
 A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J09/11/2014 11:19Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Antivirus_Pro06/25/2000 17:03No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Grinds_My_Gears06/19/1996 06:01You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Banner_Exchange04/03/2000 21:07Click my banner for more laughs!
@Pwnage_King01/06/2007 18:42Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/21/1996 21:19Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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