2005 Classic: The Gorillaz

A guy orders a drink and says, “I’ve got sunshine in a bag.” The bartender says, “Keep your illegal substances outside, please.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CRT_Brightness12/29/1997 02:53I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Pi_Mathematics06/16/2011 23:36Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Judge_Dredd_Law11/30/2005 01:26I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Celebrity_DM05/29/2015 11:18Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Prodigy_User_X09/27/2001 11:57Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Fred_Channel_0604/27/2004 20:13HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!