Drake is giving away money in a grocery store. I’m just waiting for him to show up at my local Aldi and pay for my generic cereal.
Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Classic. Simply classic.