Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys almost 2000!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
True story! I was there!