Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.