Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “transparent.”
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Still digging for more humor!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!