2017 Archive: The Geostorm

“I can control the weather!” “Then make it stop raining on my freshly washed car, Mr. Scientist.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »

"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »

In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »

A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »

In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »

In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »

Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »

"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »

Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass? A: You look d...read more »

"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »

@CoolSkater9801/12/2012 11:38Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@PowerRanger_Red10/30/2012 17:27It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S02/02/1999 00:48I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Speed_Racer_Go11/24/2012 18:19Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Breakfast_Club_B03/07/2011 10:32Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Dodgeball_Pat02/28/2001 01:41If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Flickr_User_0403/22/2007 22:10A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@GG_WP_9804/14/2010 20:12Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Troll_Face_Real07/19/2010 02:00Problem? No, just laughs!